Monday, April 26, 2010

iPhone blog

My first iPhone blog, lol

whats the most unexpected thing we can expect from you??

Excellent question. I range from a wild comment that shocks everyone to a statement that makes everyone laugh. Then I will say something so amazing that would get you to cry and stand up to applause.

Ask me anything, even anonymously

You have to spend the rest of your life living the same exact day over and over again, what do you want that day to be like?

waking up to a BJ then playing on the PC throughout the day then having a quickie around 2p then eat exotic foods throughout the day then have sexfest starting at bedtime.

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If you were a superhero, what kind of traits would you look for in a sidekick?

Being smart and creative if i get into trouble to save my ass

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Contacting me

Here are information in ways to chat me up.

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/jc__russell
Yahoo: jcrussell.rm
pmessenger: E5AF0B3C
texting and photo sent: jc__russell@itim.me
skype: jcrussell79
oovoo: jcrussell79

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Why do you want to be a father so badly?

I just want to know my life meant something to someone even if I have to create the human myself. At the end of the day when you look around you realize that you cannot make contribution to the earth and making this a better or worse place then you feel that you think that you are worthless. I regret not wanting to this sooner but I am ready now and more ready day by day.

Dis Twigga be bored, don't be afraid ask me anything I will tell all

If you could eat lunch with one famous person who would it be?

Previous to June 2009 I would have said Michael Jackson but now I am not quite sure. I could say Bill Gates, or the President but idk

Ask me anything, even anonymously

If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?

#michaeljackson - #thisisit

Dis Twigga be bored, don't be afraid ask me anything I will tell all

If you could ask Barack Obama one question what would it be?

Can I dunk on you?

Dis Twigga be bored, don't be afraid ask me anything I will tell all

What was the last book you read?

hmm idk i usually read everything i need online

Dis Twigga be bored, don't be afraid ask me anything I will tell all

What would be the best thing about being a vampire?

If I was one I would say but I am not.

Dis Twigga be bored, don't be afraid ask me anything I will tell all

If you could wake up as anyone tomorrow, who would it be?

Someone who was the father of a baby.

Dis Twigga be bored, don't be afraid ask me anything I will tell all

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Rant 2

It amazes me that women let this guys that they know are no good get them pregnant and when a good one wants to have a kid they like oh I am not ready and crap. WTF. I admit I don't make 6 figures but I do make more than minimum wage.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Rant 1

It amazes me no matter what I do to make the situation better it always comes out to be the same resolution. I will never be able to win here. I will never be able to succeed. If you cannot admit that you did wrong then there will never be us nor there should never be a point of us to start over.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Bush got slapped!

Sitting together on a train was President Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large boobs.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later
there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Bush has a
bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she
slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Bush must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she
slapped him..

Bush thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to
slap him but missed and got me instead.

Obama thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can Slap the Shit out of Bush
again.

Friday, April 2, 2010

What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard I just got laid by some chick... lol...

Happy Easter