Sitting together on a train was President Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large boobs.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later
there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Bush has a
bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she
The blonde girl thinks:
Bush must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to
slap him but missed and got me instead.
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can Slap the Shit out of Bush